Monday, March 29, 2010 4 Coretan

#153 ♥ Video TITAS... Mac 2007 ♥

Salam....
Hehehe.. saje nak berKongsi video yg kami (group) rakam time Blaja kat UTM
time ni Tahun 1 SEM 2.... ni video yg kami wat utk projek TITAS kami......
hehheheee... ini cite mcm sedih.. tp mmber2 pakat gelak lak.. adoiyaaa......
SEDIH ke KLAKAR??? korang rasee???

hoho.... hayati la ek......

Tajuk : Ratapan wanita
Lokasi : Dalam bilik--> KTR,UTM
Plakon : hahahaaa.. geng sPorting


video

Sekian..... ape KOmen??? hehehee
Saturday, March 27, 2010 2 Coretan

#152 ♥layan laguu....suke3x♥


Ini Bukan Pic ROSSA.... kekekekee.. ini pemilik bLOg..hehe

Lagu : Hati Yang Telah Kau Sakit By : Rossa

Jangan pernah katakan bahwa cintamu hanyalah untukku
Karena kini kau telah membaginya
Maafkan jika memang kini harus kutinggalkan dirimu
Karena hatiku slalu kau lukai
Tak ada lagi yang bisa ku lakukan tanpamu
Ku hanya bisa mengatakan apa yg kurasa

Ku menangis… membayangkan
Betapa kejamnya dirimu atas diriku
Kau duakan cinta ini
Kau pergi bersamanya

Ku menangis… melepaskan
Kepergian dirimu dari sisi hidupku
Harus slalu kau tahu
Akulah hati yg telah disakiti

Maafkan jika memang kini harus kutinggalkan dirimu
Karena hatiku slalu kau lukai
Tak ada lagi yang bisa ku lakukan tanpamu
Ku hanya bisa mengatakan apa yg kurasa

Ku menangis… membayangkan
Betapa kejamnya dirimu atas diriku
Kau duakan cinta ini
Kau pergi bersamanya

Ku menangis… melepaskan
Kepergian dirimu dari sisi hidupku
Harus slalu kau tahu
Akulah hati yg telah kau sakiti

Ku menangis…
Harus slalu kau tahu
Akulah hati yang telah….
Kau sakiti…



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#151 ♥ Update--> utk berita tipu smlm psl tnb n wwf ♥

Update: Penulis berita tipu ni dah minta maaf dgn TNB


Nose4news editor Hassan Skodeng says sorry for sounding real

KUALA LUMPUR — The editor of Nose4News has apologised to TNB president and CEO, Dato’ Sri Che Khalib Mohd Noh, the staff and stakeholders of Tenaga Nasional Berhad (TNB), along with Nose4News readers and Malaysians in general for making his fake news sound too real.

In a statement read by his lawyer cum occasional punching bag, Leman Keding, Hassan said that he was sorry to have caused such ruckus, and that he didn’t mean to make anyone believe his extraordinarily stinky crap.

“I have been rather naughty, I have to admit,” said Hassan. “In coming up with this rotten piece of doo-doo, I had probably used too many realistic elements, and not concocting enough bullshit to keep the fake news sound fake-ish. Perhaps I should have referred to the TNB president and CEO by his actual alien name, Klathoxx-513, instead of the name he uses on Earth and one he is most known by.

“I formally apologise to Che Khalib, his staff and their family members for this irresponsible writing. TNB is a fine organisation, and every member of TNB works selflessly to keep the nation supplied with electricity.

“To all Malaysians, I also apologise for sounding like I was telling the truth. I wish to clarify that TNB is NOT suing the World Wildlife Foundation (WWF), or anyone, for that matter, for organising the Earth Hour. In fact, TNB fully supports the Earth Hour global project, and any effort to conserve energy.”

Hassan also implores all Nose4news readers to stop believing his lies, no matter how true they sound.

“Apparently all the warnings I placed all over Nose4News that everything on this site is pure fiction, true lies, pure horsecrap and has nothing to do with anybody alive, dead, undead and unalive, are not sufficient to keep everyone disbelieving my bullshit. For that, I am truly sorry.

“I also would like to take this opportunity to further clarify on my previous writings,” continued Hassan regretfully.

“Sabah and Sarawak will NOT be relocated to the peninsular at a cost of RM850 trillion. The world does not have that kind of money.

“Bill Gates did NOT patent the word ‘Fuck’, so everyone may continue using the term without fear of being billed by Microsoft.

“Ultraman did NOT kill an endangered giant crocodile. As far as I know, Ultraman has not killed any benevolent creature, by accident or on purpose. He is a responsible and caring gigantic superhero. Love him to bits.

“Malaysia did NOT enlist Voltron or any other giant robot to help tackle the economic crisis, and the country is also NOT planning to triple the Scenic Bridge.

“And lastly, Asia’s Biggest Loser champion David Gurnani has NOT lost all his weight. Mr Gurnani is still very much not weightless, even if he looks like he is.

“As you can see above, my lies sound very credible. It’s almost like I work at CNN or something. I’m such a bastard.”

Hassan promises to not sound too real in his future articles, and will include bolder and clearer warnings so that his fictional creations will no longer be believed by anyone with a reasonable amount of sensibility and even half-an-ounce of intelligence.

“Again, I’m sorry. I swear, on the name of my mother’s cousin’s uncle-twice-removed, the next time I write, I’ll make it obvious that I’m only bullshitting. And that, is the truth. Really.”

p/s: hehehe.. kecian xpasal2 jd kecoh
sile la rujuk sumber ini --> pinochio ini
http://nose4news.wordpress.com/
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#150 ♥ Yesterday Once More lyrics ♥

Kenangan Lama mengusik kalbu bile dengar dis soNg..
Love dis Song.... time skolah dulu slalu dgr.. hehehee

Song :Yesterday Once More lyrics
By :
carpenters

When I was young
I'd listen to the radio
Waitin' for my favorite songs
And when they played I'd sing alone
It made me smile.
Those were such happy times
And not so long ago
How I wondered where they'd gone
But they're back again
Just like a long lost friend
All the songs I loved so well.
Every Sha-la-la-la
Every Wo-o-wo-o
Still shines
Every shing-a-ling-a-ling
That they're startin' to sing's
So fine.
When they get to the part
Where he's breakin' her heart
It can really make me cry
Just like before
It's yesterday once more.
Lookin' back on how it was
In years gone by
And the good times that I had
Makes today seem rather sad
So much has changed.
It was songs of love that
I would sing to then
And I'd memorize each word
Those old melodies
Still sound so good to me
As they melt the years away.
Every Sha-la-la-la
Every Wo-o-wo-o
Still shines
Every shing-a-ling-a-ling
That they're startin' to sing's
So fine.
All my best memories
Come back clearly to me
Some can even make me cry.
Just like before
It's yesterday once more.

( 1973 )

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Friday, March 26, 2010 2 Coretan

#149 ♥ Derma Darah kali-3... ♥

hoho.. salam semuee

Agenda : Derma Darah utk kali ke-3
Tempat : Padang Kawad UTM
Sempena : Pesta Konvokesyen kali ke-44
Hospital : Hospital pakar Puteri (KPJ)

amount : 400ml
Jenis Darah : B+

ModeL : Norihan.. a.k.a udacun a.k.a ann ehan
Camerawoman : Ismariani a.k.a Isma Anie

hoho... aku berjaya jugak p derma darah utk tahun ini.. last derma taun lepas 10 Okt 2009.. best2. aku suke sbb terase lagi sihatt.. muahahahaa


beg darah yg berisi darahku...400ML

mula2 isi borang dulu

pastu jumpe doc.. doc isi lak (berat disensorkan)
Baring... bersedia utk dicucuk
nurse ni nak cucuk... saya takut jarummm

masuk tak nurse??

nurse len dtg membantu sbb darah xmo kuar
Sorang lagi..jejaka ini dtg membantu jugee.. tgk mslh yg dihadapi

Oleh sebab darah tak kluar.. aku hanya mampu tersenyum sajee.. da la kene cucuk daa..
kene tukar lengan kanan la plak.. huhuhu.. 2 lengan aku kene cucuk arini

huhu..kene cucuk lagi... (*org kat sbelah tgk cm gerun aje)

nak nangis aje rasee...
time ni aku mule ckp ngn jejaka ni
"Kalau lengan kanan ni xkuar darah gak.. ade lagi 2 kaki.. cucuk laaa".. haha

beg baru sparuh terisi..

ni la member aku yg tulun teman.. time kaseh yaa isma
sengeh lagi

hoho..da cabut da wyr2 tu sume.. bersantai la aku

mesin pam..kekekkee

buku aku.. bukti da 3kali derma

cenderamata drpd Hospital pakaR Puteri

p/s: hoho.. best derma... but my mum marah lak.. die kata jgn derma lagi sbb takut gumuk.. adoiiyaaa.. mane la sumber my mum dpt ni.. hehehee....
ok..sekian.. XD
Wednesday, March 24, 2010 0 Coretan

#148 ♥ Yes3x... aku menanG awaRd ♥

Hohoho... Terkezut niiiii... amat Terkezut...
tetibe saje bLog aku diterjah oleh LELAKI INI
hoho...
aku ingatkan die nak kasi aku adiah sbb menang Contest RM100
ceitt.upenye die nak kasi award lak ai... award tuk aku...
hoho..ni la dieee

TahnIah buat blog aku... blog yg cun ini
taHniah oyiehan [dot] blogspot [dot] com

usia xsmpai setahun lagi.. tp xpe la.. hehe.. maceh ye incik lelaki ini

Tapi aku pun ada listing mereka² yang turut layak menerima AWARD ini..Bagi kategori Top Blogger 2010, calon²nya adalah :-
  1. RizputRa
  2. Roy
  3. Didi
  4. Aini
  5. Rosha
  6. Farah Annysa
  7. KJ
  8. aien
  9. TouyaKaruma
  10. GT
  11. Sakura
  12. Korang semua yg melawat blog ni..Korang adalah yang terbaek!
Syarat²nya mudah je..Tak payah jawab soalan..

Ape yang perlu korang buat ialah :

  • Thanks & link to the person that gave you award..
  • Past this award onto 12 blogger's you've recently discovered and think are fantastic..
  • Contact and let them know they've won the award..
p/s: aku kopi juge yg bwh ni..ngee3x
2 Coretan

#147 ♥ Long Cardigan Milikku Contest ♥

i ChOOSE PURPLE Ok!


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HohO.... heLo3x.. salam...
Thnks to cik Yana.. sbb beliau buat ini contest.. n becoz of her jugak i boley masuk contest ni...
hoho..syarat nyee.. kene pernah beli cardigan dr cik Yana.. Okeyy...sudah cukup syarat daa.... check it now... ahakss
bgs betoL service cik yana.. cepat die hantar n jaga customer..i LIke it...
mlm ni bank-in, esok die da pos, luse trus dapat....
n ape lagi.. aku pon terus melaram la...hahahaa.. wokeyyy.. jom tgk ape yg ada lam entry ini... muahahahaha....

sile klik banner ini kalau nak tau empunye owner contest ini
slogan:::
Saya suka pakai long cardigan yang dibeli dari yana kerana kainnya yang best dan cantik... sesuai utk bergaya kemana2 saja... dan berasa amat bangga sbb dapat miliki Long cardigan ini...

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ini antara KoleKsi pic yang telah di snap siang td...
tengahhari tu dapat aje pos laju punye barang a.k.a long cardigan ini.. trus bukak n cube2... petang nya trus cari port utk menshOotingkan diri.... TARaa......
TerhasiL la pic2 yg cun melecun ini dgn ditambah lagi memakai LONG CARDIGAN dr butik YANA... hehehhee.... amcam?? ok tak?? cantik kan cardigan ni
i CHoosE PURPLE.. sbb cantik n sesuai kaler ni ngn i


Gaya cam CoVer girL magazine... xD

meLihat sesuatu di pokok kelapa

Harta aku.. Jom rempit..... ahakss

Pandang ape?

Tunggu Orang bukak pintu daaa

SmiLe.. menikmati keindahan Alam..

Cube penampilan wif tudung yg agak meriah ini... ok?

hoho... nak gtau sal butir diri la plak
nama : Norihan Bt Hamzah
tepon : 012 - XXXXXXX

hoho.. Cik Yana suda tau kan ini peserta contest..ok.. cik yana pilih la ann sbgai pemenang yea...
Yes3x.. Hope boleh menang..hehehe/.. Amin..
wish me Luck Okeyyy


Tuesday, March 23, 2010 3 Coretan

#146 ♥ CONTEST : Apa Saya Nak Buat Kalau Diberi RM100 ♥


Apa saya nak buat kalau diberi RM100?????
hoho.... XD

kalau saya diberi rm100 saya mau simpan itu duit la.....
boleh tak??? kasi die branak2 bg banyak...

eh..silap2.. hehe.. ni yg sebenarnyee...
kalau aku dpt rm100... aku nak guna duit tu wat bayar BIL ceLcom yg bulan2 rege rm50 ni..
so dapat la bertahan rm100 ni utk 2 bulan..
jd boleh la hari2 aku lawat blog

DIARI SEORANG LELAKI

...ini...
amacam boleh tak??? ala boleh la... aku nak wat bayar biL.. hehehehehee.. mak sonok gak lau ade org kasi ni... muahahahaa... bye3x...

p/s: sape nak join sile la klik gmbr duit kat atas tuu.. EXpireD date : 30. 04 2010
seKian... XD
Monday, March 22, 2010 6 Coretan

#145 ♥ besaRnye Lipann ♥



MEKUP kat MUke masih jelas lagi... xD


Salam sume....
HOHO.... ni saje nak bercrita tentang sbtu malam yg lepas....
tIme tu.. aku dan kawan ku.. hoh... p la blajo... (aku mgajor) sal website ckit kat hamba Allah ni...
nak dijadikan cite.. cuaca time tu Ok ajee.. cume agak lembab sedikit..
sbb siang nye da hujan daaaaa...
tgh2x syok mgaja tuu... tetibe... aku Terpndang MaKLuk yg bernama Kucing...
aku tgk aksi Kucing cam peliK aje.. bile tgk ape yg kucing tu main.. amat la aku terkejut sgt....
astaghfirullah.. aku beristghfar pnjg...
sesmbiL tu aku terjerit2 cam org ketakutan..
peh korang tau ape yg aku nampak????

L
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P
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L I P A N


ya Amat la besar bagi aku.. begitu takut sgt.. nah cube tgk kalau xcaya.... huhuhu
si Kucing yg duk memain ngn dieee


hOh..die datang.. aku da berjaya jejak kaki kat atas krusi daaaa


die mau naek atas mejaaa

zoOmm in kan die.. besarr woo..
takuttt... sgt3x




AKhirnya.. ada sorang Hamba Allah ini yg amik meja n ketuk2 lipan besar tu smpai mati...
da arWah da lipan tuu... lipan tu di bunuh sbb utk kebaikan bersama.. xmau ade org yg kene geget nnt ngn lipan.. ngeee3x..
da mati da tuuu..kene seREttt...


SeKian..... XD
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#144 ♥ keinGinan ku muLe Teraseeee ♥

Tetibe aku TeringIn mAu bende2 yg berkaLer 'PINK'..
huhuhu... ni bende2 yg aku mau yg aku xdapat Lagii...
aisyehh mennn.....

mule la aku menggUnakan Jari jemaRi ku.. utk mnanyakan kat mR.GoogLe pasal kaler pink ini....
hOh.. sile la nengOK yeeee

















hoho..
SEkiaN.... ..... XD

♥ Jejaka dan Jelita ♥

 
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