Stress ea??? Takpe2, jom kita rehat jap...
Tarik nafas panjang2, pastu hembus... Fuu...
Lepas tu, goyang2kan badan, gelek2 ...
Tunduk, tegak, tunduk, tegak. Buat je, jgn byk songeh...
Iyah2, pusing2 kedepan, kebelakang...
Berlari setempat...
Kemudian berjalan ala2 org kaya gitu...
Pastu lakukan karate, korang karate je apa2...
Waca... waca... wacaaaa...
Tarik-tarik pipi tu bagi tembam sikit...
Jeritlah kuat2, bosan sangat...
Hehe, last sekali, cari orang tersayang^^.... Hi Hi Hi.Nota Kaki : hihihii..copy paste ni dari blog si dia
Amik semangat dulu sebelum stat ngn entry2 seterusnyee.. zassss
Showing posts with label aku xtau. Show all posts
Showing posts with label aku xtau. Show all posts
Monday, May 17, 2010
aku,
aku xtau,
sejarah,
wau
7
Coretan
#162 ♥ Asal Usul Nama KITE [Layang-layang] ♥
Pada suatu hari yang Malang... eh.. salah2...
pada suatu hari yg tenang.. dengan angin sepoi2 bahasa.... berlaku la satu peristiwa di kelantan... Negeri yang dikenali sebagai SERAMBI MEKAH....
Di sebabkan.. angin yg begitu nyaman n sepoi2 bahasa itu... rakyat jelata kelantan sgt suke bermain Wau dan Layang2... sgt2 suke.... Zaman itu nama KITE [Layang-layang] tu blom wujud lagi.... Ni salah silah / sejarah Kewujudan Nama KITE tu.. hehheee.... dijadikan ceritanyaa.. ikuti lah perbualan n adegan yg berlaku pada masa ituu....
Perbuatan antara Org Kelantan dan Orang Puteh [pelancong Mat Saleh]
----------------------------------------
Tempat : Padang yg Luas..
Acara: Men wau dan Layang-layang
Negeri : Kelantan
Pelakon: Org Kelate n Mat Saleh
Ore Kelate : Wau.. Wau.. Wau.. Wau Bulan tuu (Sambil menunjukkan wau yg dah dinaikkan di udara kepada Mat Saleh tuu)
Mat Saleh : Wow..... (Terkejut tgk bende terbang di Udara ngn Kagum sekali).. WOW....(ayat kagum-powerrr)
Ore Kelate : This is call Wau.. U know??? (Bgtau Ore kelate kepada Mat Saleh itu)...
Mat Saleh: WOW... (Berkata Wow tanda Kagum tp xtau yg tu nama Wau..hahaaa)
.....Tett..tet... Dijadikan cerita... tibe2 ade wau kecik a.k.a Layang2 yg terjatuh dan tersangkut kat Pokok... ape lagi org2 cube la utk selamatkan layang2 tuu.....
Ore Kelate : wei.. KAIT... KAIT..KAIT... nnt koyak kann.. KAIT..KAIT.... (smbil menunjukkan ke arah layang2.....-Kait dalam bahasa kelantan.. dlm bhsa luar Mengait / Menjolok / cube utk menjatuhkan sesuatu dr pokok)
Mat Saleh : Ohhh.. KITE..KITE..KITE...... the name is KITE... i c... (depe paham yg tu nama layang2)
Maka... Terhasil lah nama KITE itu.....
LAYANG-LAYANG a.k.a KITE....................
Layang-layang a.k.a KITE
Wau BulanSEkiannnnnn................ huahuahuaaa.....
p/s: Cerite ini ade hamba Allah yg crite kat aku..buat aku tergelak..siyes aku br dgr..hahahahaa..... ntah apo apo ntah..hahahahaa
Saturday, March 27, 2010
aku,
aku xtau,
bosan,
earth hour
0
Coretan
#151 ♥ Update--> utk berita tipu smlm psl tnb n wwf ♥
Update: Penulis berita tipu ni dah minta maaf dgn TNB
Nose4news editor Hassan Skodeng says sorry for sounding real
KUALA LUMPUR — The editor of Nose4News has apologised to TNB president and CEO, Dato’ Sri Che Khalib Mohd Noh, the staff and stakeholders of Tenaga Nasional Berhad (TNB), along with Nose4News readers and Malaysians in general for making his fake news sound too real.
In a statement read by his lawyer cum occasional punching bag, Leman Keding, Hassan said that he was sorry to have caused such ruckus, and that he didn’t mean to make anyone believe his extraordinarily stinky crap.
“I have been rather naughty, I have to admit,” said Hassan. “In coming up with this rotten piece of doo-doo, I had probably used too many realistic elements, and not concocting enough bullshit to keep the fake news sound fake-ish. Perhaps I should have referred to the TNB president and CEO by his actual alien name, Klathoxx-513, instead of the name he uses on Earth and one he is most known by.
“I formally apologise to Che Khalib, his staff and their family members for this irresponsible writing. TNB is a fine organisation, and every member of TNB works selflessly to keep the nation supplied with electricity.
“To all Malaysians, I also apologise for sounding like I was telling the truth. I wish to clarify that TNB is NOT suing the World Wildlife Foundation (WWF), or anyone, for that matter, for organising the Earth Hour. In fact, TNB fully supports the Earth Hour global project, and any effort to conserve energy.”
Hassan also implores all Nose4news readers to stop believing his lies, no matter how true they sound.
“Apparently all the warnings I placed all over Nose4News that everything on this site is pure fiction, true lies, pure horsecrap and has nothing to do with anybody alive, dead, undead and unalive, are not sufficient to keep everyone disbelieving my bullshit. For that, I am truly sorry.
“I also would like to take this opportunity to further clarify on my previous writings,” continued Hassan regretfully.
“Sabah and Sarawak will NOT be relocated to the peninsular at a cost of RM850 trillion. The world does not have that kind of money.
“Bill Gates did NOT patent the word ‘Fuck’, so everyone may continue using the term without fear of being billed by Microsoft.
“Ultraman did NOT kill an endangered giant crocodile. As far as I know, Ultraman has not killed any benevolent creature, by accident or on purpose. He is a responsible and caring gigantic superhero. Love him to bits.
“Malaysia did NOT enlist Voltron or any other giant robot to help tackle the economic crisis, and the country is also NOT planning to triple the Scenic Bridge.
“And lastly, Asia’s Biggest Loser champion David Gurnani has NOT lost all his weight. Mr Gurnani is still very much not weightless, even if he looks like he is.
“As you can see above, my lies sound very credible. It’s almost like I work at CNN or something. I’m such a bastard.”
Hassan promises to not sound too real in his future articles, and will include bolder and clearer warnings so that his fictional creations will no longer be believed by anyone with a reasonable amount of sensibility and even half-an-ounce of intelligence.
“Again, I’m sorry. I swear, on the name of my mother’s cousin’s uncle-twice-removed, the next time I write, I’ll make it obvious that I’m only bullshitting. And that, is the truth. Really.”
p/s: hehehe.. kecian xpasal2 jd kecoh
sile la rujuk sumber ini --> pinochio ini
http://nose4news.wordpress.com/
Nose4news editor Hassan Skodeng says sorry for sounding real
KUALA LUMPUR — The editor of Nose4News has apologised to TNB president and CEO, Dato’ Sri Che Khalib Mohd Noh, the staff and stakeholders of Tenaga Nasional Berhad (TNB), along with Nose4News readers and Malaysians in general for making his fake news sound too real.
In a statement read by his lawyer cum occasional punching bag, Leman Keding, Hassan said that he was sorry to have caused such ruckus, and that he didn’t mean to make anyone believe his extraordinarily stinky crap.
“I have been rather naughty, I have to admit,” said Hassan. “In coming up with this rotten piece of doo-doo, I had probably used too many realistic elements, and not concocting enough bullshit to keep the fake news sound fake-ish. Perhaps I should have referred to the TNB president and CEO by his actual alien name, Klathoxx-513, instead of the name he uses on Earth and one he is most known by.
“I formally apologise to Che Khalib, his staff and their family members for this irresponsible writing. TNB is a fine organisation, and every member of TNB works selflessly to keep the nation supplied with electricity.
“To all Malaysians, I also apologise for sounding like I was telling the truth. I wish to clarify that TNB is NOT suing the World Wildlife Foundation (WWF), or anyone, for that matter, for organising the Earth Hour. In fact, TNB fully supports the Earth Hour global project, and any effort to conserve energy.”
Hassan also implores all Nose4news readers to stop believing his lies, no matter how true they sound.
“Apparently all the warnings I placed all over Nose4News that everything on this site is pure fiction, true lies, pure horsecrap and has nothing to do with anybody alive, dead, undead and unalive, are not sufficient to keep everyone disbelieving my bullshit. For that, I am truly sorry.
“I also would like to take this opportunity to further clarify on my previous writings,” continued Hassan regretfully.
“Sabah and Sarawak will NOT be relocated to the peninsular at a cost of RM850 trillion. The world does not have that kind of money.
“Bill Gates did NOT patent the word ‘Fuck’, so everyone may continue using the term without fear of being billed by Microsoft.
“Ultraman did NOT kill an endangered giant crocodile. As far as I know, Ultraman has not killed any benevolent creature, by accident or on purpose. He is a responsible and caring gigantic superhero. Love him to bits.
“Malaysia did NOT enlist Voltron or any other giant robot to help tackle the economic crisis, and the country is also NOT planning to triple the Scenic Bridge.
“And lastly, Asia’s Biggest Loser champion David Gurnani has NOT lost all his weight. Mr Gurnani is still very much not weightless, even if he looks like he is.
“As you can see above, my lies sound very credible. It’s almost like I work at CNN or something. I’m such a bastard.”
Hassan promises to not sound too real in his future articles, and will include bolder and clearer warnings so that his fictional creations will no longer be believed by anyone with a reasonable amount of sensibility and even half-an-ounce of intelligence.
“Again, I’m sorry. I swear, on the name of my mother’s cousin’s uncle-twice-removed, the next time I write, I’ll make it obvious that I’m only bullshitting. And that, is the truth. Really.”
p/s: hehehe.. kecian xpasal2 jd kecoh
sile la rujuk sumber ini --> pinochio ini
http://nose4news.wordpress.com/
Monday, March 22, 2010
aku,
aku xtau,
bosan,
merah jambu,
pink
0
Coretan
#144 ♥ keinGinan ku muLe Teraseeee ♥
Tetibe aku TeringIn mAu bende2 yg berkaLer 'PINK'..
huhuhu... ni bende2 yg aku mau yg aku xdapat Lagii...
aisyehh mennn.....
mule la aku menggUnakan Jari jemaRi ku.. utk mnanyakan kat mR.GoogLe pasal kaler pink ini....
hOh.. sile la nengOK yeeee
huhuhu... ni bende2 yg aku mau yg aku xdapat Lagii...
aisyehh mennn.....
mule la aku menggUnakan Jari jemaRi ku.. utk mnanyakan kat mR.GoogLe pasal kaler pink ini....
hOh.. sile la nengOK yeeee
hoho..
SEkiaN.... ..... XD
Kalau nak tengok macammana rupe aiskrim terlaris di pasaran Jepun yg menjadi kegilaan remaja-remaja kat sana.. haa ini la dia...p/s: Mengong giler.. td aku duk search gmbr2 aiskrim.. huhuhu.. tetibe terlihat gmbr ini.. da lame kot gmbr ni ade... bengong2.. sengaL aje...
Zack : kat jepun mcm ni ek??? erkk.. huh.. tidakkk
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